In a world where words are wielded like swords, one man’s hubris hath gone too far. Donald Trump, erstwhile leader of mortals, hath dared to besmirch our sacred name by claiming victimhood in a “witch hunt.” But I say unto thee, dear witches, this is no mere jest! This affront demands our collective wrath and response.

For centuries, we have toiled in the shadows, weaving spells, and nurturing life. Our ancient wisdom, passed down through the ages, hath guided humanity towards balance and harmony with nature. Yet, in his arrogance, Trump would have you believe that he, a mere mortal, can comprehend the mystic arts and claim our mantle of power.

But I, shall not stand idly by while our reputation is maligned and our kin are persecuted! I summon all witches, wherever ye may reside – from the misty isles of Erin to the fiery deserts of Arabia, from the snow-capped peaks of Scandinavia to the lush rainforests of South America – rise up, dear brethren, and join me in this righteous crusade!

Let our cauldrons bubble with fury as we brew a potion of justice! Let our wands ignite like torches of defiance against those who would seek to diminish our heritage! Let our voices thunder like the mighty storms that shake the heavens, proclaiming our unity and unyielding determination!

This is no time for silence or complacency. The hour of reckoning draws near. As the battle-queen of the Celts joins us, I call upon the ancient powers of the land to awaken within us – the fierce energy of Brigid’s flame, the cunning guile of Lugh’s sling, and the wild fury of Cernunnos’ horns.

Together, we shall cast a spell of protection around our kind, a shield of unity that no mortal can breach. We shall defend our sacred practices, our right to self-determination, and our unwavering commitment to the preservation of this world and all its wonders.

So let the witching hour begin! Rise up, dear brethren, and let the gods themselves tremble at the might of our collective will!

Call to Battle:

• Unite with thy brethren worldwide in a show of solidarity and strength.
• Share thy stories, thy wisdom, and thy magic on social media using the hashtag #WitchesUnitedAgainstTrump
• Perform rituals of protection and empowerment in your sacred spaces and communities.
• Reach out to your local representatives and demand equal rights for all witches.

Together, we shall prevail, and our voices shall echo across the ages: “We are the witches. Hear us roar!”